Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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