i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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