Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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