Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.