i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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