I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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