wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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