GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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