I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I will pee on everything he values.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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