Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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