One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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