Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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Sober January is a disaster.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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