Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
why is half of my head shaved?
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