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Boobs. All I remember is boobs.

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(817): View more from Texas

idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on

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(952): View more from Minnesota

we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.

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(613): View more from Ontario

OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch

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(914): View more from New York

You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.

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(419): View more from Ohio

we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit

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(304): View more from West Virginia

JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK

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(410): View more from Maryland

Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good

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