I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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