How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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