So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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