Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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