This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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