butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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