I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
