Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Come on in and take your pants off
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