some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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