i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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