Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
