he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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