There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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