im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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