just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
