Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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