so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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