remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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