and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
