Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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