i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
