Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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