So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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