I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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