Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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