he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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