He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
