just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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