The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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