Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
