My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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