i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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