Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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