Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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