My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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