So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Randomize
