I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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