he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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