if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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