Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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