no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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